Golden Week
Golden Week is here! Let’s do some mountain climbing!
Ah yes, the smell of the wet earth, the sour tang of fern trees - this is nature at its finest. It’s so nice to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city and just, you know, get back to my country roots.
Whoa now, what the bloody hell is going on here? Where did all these lot come from? It’s not the queue for the toilet, is it?
Ahh yes, this is more like it. Trees, and sky, and… erm… birds, perhaps?
Just look at those clouds. Full of malice, they are.
Oh now come on, be fair. I wanted just one day of peace and quiet and look what happens - three thousand people follow me and then decide to have a picnic on the summit. I want an Alsatian, then I could say…
“You lot! get your fat little behinds off my mountain and back to Hachioji, or Steve (good name for an Alsatian, I think) will be going round the summit snipping off some scrotes.”














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